Monsters of Rock
Shortly before embarking on their fearsome, ground-breaking tour of Cardiganshire, Colostomybag, or the 'Monsters of Rock', as they are colloquially known, relax in their no-expense-spared, lavishly decorated 18th Century Maisonette.
Note their trademark 'Devil's Horns' hand signals. Many music journalists and fashion critics have felt that this gesture eloquently sums up their in-your-face style of post-apocalyptic agit-punk-funkadelia, crossed with a late 70s west-coast-style of progressive doom rock.
Bassist Nitro (left) told NME:
"We're just sick of people stereotyping us. Just because we sang about eating our own families doesn't make us cannibals! Doesn't the modern world have any grasp of irony?"
Virtuoso piccolo player Aggro (centre) corrected Nitro:
"It's no' tha' we dinna' approoov o' cannibals, it's jes' tha' we found ye cannae get rid o' the stains tha' easily"
Lead singer and part-time Kabbadi player Kenzo, who refuses to be interviewed except in his underwear, bellowed hoarsely:
"What do you think of my pants? Are they not clean enough for you, peasant?"
Are you feeling a little bit scared?
You should be.
Colostomybag will soon be appearing in a burnt-out backroom in a cr&ppy pub near you. Provided you live within 10 minutes bus ride from Cardigan, that is.
Note their trademark 'Devil's Horns' hand signals. Many music journalists and fashion critics have felt that this gesture eloquently sums up their in-your-face style of post-apocalyptic agit-punk-funkadelia, crossed with a late 70s west-coast-style of progressive doom rock.
Bassist Nitro (left) told NME:
"We're just sick of people stereotyping us. Just because we sang about eating our own families doesn't make us cannibals! Doesn't the modern world have any grasp of irony?"
Virtuoso piccolo player Aggro (centre) corrected Nitro:
"It's no' tha' we dinna' approoov o' cannibals, it's jes' tha' we found ye cannae get rid o' the stains tha' easily"
Lead singer and part-time Kabbadi player Kenzo, who refuses to be interviewed except in his underwear, bellowed hoarsely:
"What do you think of my pants? Are they not clean enough for you, peasant?"
Are you feeling a little bit scared?
You should be.
Colostomybag will soon be appearing in a burnt-out backroom in a cr&ppy pub near you. Provided you live within 10 minutes bus ride from Cardigan, that is.
posted by Dark Hunter at
Thursday, September 15, 2005
2 Comments:
Nice hair guys... looking at you all is hilarious! You need the leather pants and white jeans with holes though.
They do look great, don't they. I personally don't want to see any of them in leather pants...
I'm just glad no one seems to have any pictures of me from that weekend!
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