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I am a warrior of the light
I turn all wrongs into right
I wish I could make truth
Shine in the night
But I can't

I am a warrior of the dance
I leap around in a frenzied trance
I could unleash my fearsome
Warrior stance
But I shan't

I am a warrior of the law
I make it better than 'twas before
Cos I draft Regulations
Without a flaw
Or a slant

I am a warrior of the mind
Seeking truth for all mankind
But I believe that dogma
Makes people blind
In my heart

I am a warrior for the past
Hoping that reason will stick fast
To our understanding of
humanity's unity at last
It's a start

I am a warrior of the rhyme
My musings last for all time
And they will upset
and undermine
the apple cart

I am a warrior of the psy
I never stop inquiring "why?"
I will dance
Until I die
BleepBeepFart

I am a warrior of the game
+1 Sad and +2 Shame
Roll the dice
Inside your brain
Level 3 Elf Bomberclart

I am a warrior of the walk
Panting so hard that I can't talk
Sweating like
A Mordor Orc
It's an art

I am a warrior of the beach
Listen to the waves' soft speech
Watch the
Sunset out of reach
Off the chart

It's a twenty-first century fix

Well, they're fashionably keen, and they're fashionably straight
Sounding all Green, and blaming this on fate
But they're a drag, just watch the fights they pick
It's a twenty-first century fix, It's a twenty-first century fix

No cash, no stash, an unseemly dash by d*cks
It's a twenty-first century fix, oh yeah
They're the G20 of cool, and the bankers who wait
Sent to short term school, rarely ever hesitate
They won't waste time on elementary tricks
Cause it's a twenty-first century fix, it's a twenty-first century fix

Got the world stitched up for greedy pr*cks
It's a twenty-first century fix, oh yeah
Twenty-first century fix, oh yeah
Twenty-first century fix
It's a twenty-first century fix